The Wonderful and Woeful World of Pokémon

ATTENTION ALL VAULT MEMBERS:
As most of you know, activity here has been rather…sparse. So, I’ve decide to help ramp things up with my own Pokémon parody! I hope to get the first chapter out on Sunday, Febuary 7th. However, I’ve been putting all my other projects on hold so I may get it out sooner.
And no, this will not be posted on Fanfiction. This will be Vault-excusive, one hundred percent. (Well, ninety nine point five. I’m posting a preview of it on Fanfiction.) I hope that this will draw more people in since I will update this randomly. I will also beginning premiering my own XY fanfic chapters here a week before posting on Fanfiction.
So, for you Vault members, here’s a small summary of what you should expect:
“Ash Ketchum’s life has been…awful. Simply awful. His hometown is located in the middle of nowhere, the people in it are bland as hell, he has an annoying rival who thinks he’s Kanye West or something. Oh, and his mother has an IQ of -5. So, he’s decided to get as far away from that hellhole as possible. Unfortunately, he’s about to find out that Pallet Town may not be tat different from the rest of the world.”
“COMING SOON: The Wonderful and Woeful World of Pokémon.”